King of the Wild Things

reyesrobbies:

superman would definately do the ice bucket challenge and nominate batman

wretchedoftheearth:

once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like

me: hey can i get my hair cut short
parents: no you're not a boy
me: i don't want to be a girl or a boy
parents: your birth certificate says you're a girl so you're a girl
me: it also said 7 pounds 3 ounces things change

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle)