the marauder era really makes me sad because the marauders were a group of friends and i bet they expected to grow old together and go to each other’s weddings and get drunk together but they all ended up dying in the middle of a fucking war and fuck you pettigrew
Do you ever crave to be touched? Even in the most innocent way. I want someone to just hug me for a very long time or someone to lean against/ someone to lean on me. Maybe while sitting or laying next to someone just to have our legs, arms, or feet touching would be nice. I think that when you’re lonely for so long you constantly want to feel someone against you just as a constant reminder that you’re not alone.
How did the Hobbit continually lose in costume design and visual effects
They literally transformed 13 actors into dwarves with full beards and super complex outfits and just this year alone literally animated a giant fucking dragon as well as a massive cavernous kingdom and made that shit look real I don’t understand this
the academy board is filled with smug elitists
could do with a few smaug elitists
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
don’t worry, there’s an infinite number of other yous that aren’t
is this the universe where my saying that makes you feel better?
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
im friends with 25 letters of the alphabet
i dont know y
I THOUGHT IT WAS A LIE THAT YOU LOSE A FOLLOWER EVERYTIME YOU POST A PUN
I WAS WRONG